youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

"Stories never really end…even if the books like to pretend they do. Stories always go on. They don’t end on the last page, any more than they begin on the first page."

—Cornelia Funke (Inkspell)

cut-up-and-half-dead:

It’s actually so true

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

• the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
• ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
• it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

urbancatfitters:

i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade

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