May 2013
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yellfang:
party-at-the-tardis:
shavingryansprivates:
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty...
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urbancatfitters:
i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade
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[[MORE]]That character sheet post got me thinking about my old characters again.
And I remember that I had a character named Nikki who I made using my friend as a sounding board at the same time that she was making making a character named Raine with me as a sounding board.
They ended up being a pair of assholes who were cousins and had a vaguely codependent relationship. No like, I’m...
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shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
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sabrinagrimm:
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WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
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Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever.
kouharen:
purrawontblink:
“It’s simple, we kill The Pikachu”
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bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
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ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
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sharonosbourne:
paulbearer:
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
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Character Sheets and character creation →
thatfrenchhelper:
When creating a character, there’s a lot of questions you ask yourself. Whether it’s an original character or one you’ve been playing for a long time, using a character sheet to get to know your character better can always be a nice idea. With it’s help, you’ll be able to think about things you didn’t necesarily thought about, and ask some important questions to yourself that...
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sithlordtennant:
For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
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stagling:
i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways
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Ugh, did not need to see his blown out eyes.
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Awwww, Sherlock is all sick and miserable looking.
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notsiskysbusiness:
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dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button
to turn it on
you need the power button to turn the computer on
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we’re gonna be weird adults
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aristo-kitty:
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theybuiltastauteofus:
I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.
I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.
See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about. Don’t have that problem with quidditch.
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pizza:
there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
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Friendly reminder that
orderlybunker:
Tumblr will remain independent
Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
The terms and conditions will remain the same
Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
ThE lAyOuT iS nOt...
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i-drugged-your-coffee-jawn:
neilpatrickharry:
pancakebatters:
I just find it hilarious that eurovision was invented because europe was like “no more war guys, fight it out through songs”
i find it hilarious that it worked
What are you talking about? Eurovision can turn into WW3 if you don’t vote for the right country
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kawaii-aussie:
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
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goldtriforce:
THE WORST FEEL IS WANTING A VIDEO GAME THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A CONSOLE FOR
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shubbabang:
davestridersturkeygirlfriend:
shubbabang:
davestridersturkeygirlfriend:
for every note this gets ill eat another hot pocket
better hope you have a shit ton of hot pockets then
IT HAD SIX FUCKING NOTES AND THEN YOU REBLOGGED IT
ENJOY YOUR HOT POCKETS
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Oooooh, it WAS the crossword lady. I feel so proud of myself.
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Sherlock, that’s pretty tsundere of you.
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Is Sherlock specifically trying to find a sponsor Joan doesn’t like?
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Oh, he smashed it. And found a corpse inside.
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PLEASE DON’T SMASH THE WALL.
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Oh Sherlock. Always poking around people’s houses without permission.
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That was a very awkward moment.
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Ooooooh, did the crossword lady do it?
