THIS IS A MYSTERY I CAN’T SOLVE

actuallybatman:

My entire life, okay, MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE, we’ve had 5 kitchen stools for the counter. Exactly 5, no more no less. 

That seems simple enough, right?

WRONG.

So a while ago, I mention the fact that there are 5 stools and my Mom says, “No, there are 4 stools.” so naturally I’m like “NO THERE ARE 5, LOOK”

And then we look and there are only 4 fucking stools at the counter. 

And my Mom is like “We’ve always only had 4 stools”

What the fuck

I let it go and brushed it off as my brain being a fucking idiot and making up a stool that doesn’t exist. 

But then another day, when I was alone there WERE 5 STOOLS JUST LIKE I’VE ALWAYS SAID. I COUNTED THEM LIKE 10 TIMES JUST TO BE SURE.

I HAVE PHOTO FUCKING EVIDENCE.

SEE? 5. F I V E. 

So later I bring it up with my sister and I’m like “We have 5 kitchen stools, right?” And my sister is like “no, we only have 4”

EVERY TIME I’M ALONE THERE ARE 5 FUCKING STOOLS.

BUT NO ONE IN MY FAMILY BELIEVES ME.

THEY ALL SAY WE ONLY HAVE 4.

I SWEAR TO GOD.

THIS IS LIKE A RECURRING THING.

WHAT THE SHFUFUCKainm gv.d

(Source: samandriel)