- france: ten
- france: twenty
- france: thirty
- france: forty
- france: fifty
- france: sixty
- france: sixty ten
- world: france what are you do—
- france: four twenties
- world: france stop it
- france: four twenties ten
- world: france that doesn't even make any sense
- france: hundred.
oh this is how it starts, lightening strikes the heart.
it goes off like a gun, brighter than the sun.
MY DASH IS JUST STRAIGHT iCARLY
WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS TODAY OK
NOT PREPARED FOR THIS AT ALL
SAM’S FACE WHEN SHE TALKED TO FREDDIE OKAY
“SERIOUSLY FREDDIE SERIOUSLY?”
“HELLO FREDDIE WE SAID WE LOVED EACH OTHER ARE YOU KIDDING ME RN”
THAT IS WHAT KILLS ME. SHE TOLD HIM TO GO. BECAUSE SHE WANTS HIM TO BE HAPPY AND IF THAT MEANS CARLY, THEN OKAY. BUT HER FACE. SHE WAS. DAN DAN WHY DAN WHY YOU ARE THE WORST.
CAN I STILL GO WITH MY WORKING THEORY THAT THERE’S SOME BACKGROUND PLOT THROUGH THE ENTIRE SEASON WHERE THEY CONSTANTLY TRY TO MAKE EACH OTHER JEALOUS?
BECAUSE iGO ONE DIRECTION. AND THERE HAS TO BE A REASON WHY SAM DECIDES TO WORK AT THE PEAR STORE.
I actually lost that bit but personally, I just thinking adding it was good despite cruel - I also like that she later told him to “stop talking” - it had been a LONG TIME since Sam had being freely rude to him and that MEANS something, am I the only who noticed it?
Also, I have hopes - silly hopes - that the pear store episode ends with Sam stepping out of the job BECAUSE Freddie feels bad with her there and she not telling him this, kinda like in iSpeed Date where she does something for him without him knowing or in iRwM when HE does something.
THIS SHIP, YOU GUYS, THIS SHIP!
- Freddie (to Carly): This is a 3-chip high-def camcorder with a hyper-cardioid condenser microphone, mounted on a carbon fiber tripod with a low-drag fluid head. I also brought you juice and a bagel!
- Sam (to Freddie): I got your camera, hard drive, cables, and I got you guys chips and fresh guacamole!
All We Have
TITLE: All We Have
FANDOM: How To Rock
SUMMARY: Fifty different situations chronicling Zander and Stevie and their epic love. NOTES: Finally, finally finished my fifty word prompts. Props to Megan for basically throwing this in my lap.
I cry cuz siri is flawless
My ship is flawless. It’s the writers I’m worried about.
[future!stevie meets past!sam & past!freddie; a.k.a mom and dad.]
stevie: kiwi colada, extra large, jamaican plastic cup…
freddie: we… didn’t ask for this?
stevie: i know, it’s on the house. i just thought you should try it; it’ll be your new favorite right after the first sip! believe me, i know what i’m talking about.
sam: uh, and who are you? the kiwi colada expert?
freddie: sam! i’m sorry…
stevie: heh, it’s okay. you get used to it… and i’m stevie. stevie ben- benedict! benedict… like the eggs!
sam: dude! i love that name! and i LOVE eggs benedict!
stevie: yeah… dad wanted my name to be marissa, after my grandma, but mom told him if he didn’t let her name me stevie she’d kick him in places that really shouldn’t be kicked.
freddie: …sounds familiar.
stevie: you have no idea…