mariosflamingwhiskers:

bangarangn1tram:

third-class-kickass:

cafeofthedamned:

mariosflamingwhiskers:

Post

reblog

reaction gif

white girl getting offended

I literally just made this post to see if text posts were working from my phone I didn’t want this to happen

nerds-are-the-best:

hashtag-awks:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

naity-sama:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

wow i just love this emoticon (¬‿¬)

everything seems so shifty (¬‿¬)

and creepily sexual (¬‿¬)

i like your socks (¬‿¬)

What a nice cock (¬‿¬)

well that escalated quickly

so did your cock (¬‿¬)

(¬‿¬)

rupindeer:

horse-ebook:

rupindeer:

I’m attracted to nice assholes and this always creates problems

ok so this can be interpreted in two ways

fuck

floobin:

miss-morange:

tankgirls:

I before E

except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour

“English doesn’t borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.” 
― James Nicoll

#english is like some drunken guy putting random vowels next to each other

tinnyhouse:

we must go deeper

worsthobbitever:

pernillo:

glaceon22:

chawko:

lorettafryingpan:

bigbigtruck:

GUYS

DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES

EVERY TIME.

dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS

When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.

How I feel when I put my contacts back in after I wake up.