Zander&Stevie in How to Rock a Uniform
“Yeah, you idiot!”
“Hey, I don’t hear any of your great ideas!”
[future!stevie gets herself in trouble because of past!sam &past!freddie; a.k.a mom and dad.]
t-bo: wait! wait! she wasn’t supposed to give you the smoothie for free! THAT’S JAMAICAN PLASTIC; FROM JAMAICA! …jerks.
stevie: you’re just mad ‘cause you have no one to share a smoothie with…
t-bo: yeah? and you’re just mad ‘cause that’s gonna cost you 36 bucks from your paycheck!
stevie: …it was worth it.
stevie/zander + personal space (or lack thereof) | asked by emma
# don’t stand so close to me: things never said by stevie and zander to each other
zander: well, at least we could be a half-nelson. [laughs] oh, that’s a joke. half-nelson is a wrestling hold.
stevie: oh, i know. it was just incredibly unfunny.
If Zander&Stevie were Barney&Robin of How I Met Your Mother part 2. (part 1)
How to Rock | first and last lines
